Adultery is also still a big no-no in the Army.

Meanwhile, Oliver Miller loudly announced to those nearby that he's getting hot waiting around in the buffet line at Golden Corral.

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Adding insult to injury, the judge read his ruling through Jimmy Hart's megaphone.

"Stifle the 'Nois?" Funny that the problem was exacerbated because there wasn't any noise to begin with.

Once he gets Paterno his job back, Harris plans to ask Jim Tressel just what the hell he was thinking in resigning.

"I think he tried to do the right thing, and the right thing didn't happen."

Also strange was that the cutline for this photo indicated that Frazier was known for his famous "You hear that Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join you!" catchphrase.

That's really funny.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I had shun More."

"I guarantee you you're not black."

One of his other clients that he stole from was the Coushatta Tribe of Lousiana. Abramoff referred to them as "monkeys," "troglodytes," and "morons."

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It's pretty clear that McGee just wanted to Tagalog with Douthit.

"It has nothing to do with September, either."

Meanwhile, CHEWpoops.com is claiming that John Waters ripped them off for the screenplay of Pink Flamingos.

"We really make a statement on the glass."

"...that's paternalism gone wild."

"Here I am in the projects in a drug dealer's apartment with guys I don't even know, with drugs in the house, writing It."

@KingJab91