"He believes the only way out of the hell that he's in is to play his way out. He wants to prove everybody wrong, he probably feels pressure from his sponsors, and he knows that time is slipping away. But I don't think he's physically, mentally or technically ready to play. How could he be?'"

And how much would you pay for a statue that's not the actual award, but a duplicate meant for display?

The "Dream Team" is also what Freud and Jung went by before their unfortunate falling out.

By the looks of that kid, I think he was born a little "touched."

Fourths?: Yes please, says Whitlock

Citing precedent, Brown has decided to replace the diminishing returns of Carson with a horribly underqualified Jay Leno.

The clock always wins in baseball.

I bet Roberto thinks he's immune to criticism over this

Wow.

And all of a sudden people said, ‘Hester lays with swagger.' Well, then it only takes a couple years where you have kids that put on the uniform and think you automatically get the swagger because you wear the A.'"

Also distressing: In its Zurich headquarters, FIFA has a "meditation room" made entirely of onyx.

If the night of June 12, 1994 taught us anything, it's that guys named Ron in Los Angeles have great difficulty in backpedaling out of trouble.

Mario announced today that he sees the error of his ways and vows to better Kooparate with his teammates.

Clearly, she also likes enormous yellow dongs, at least for their nutritive value.

Sure that play was Fresh, but it would be foolish if Carlton Banks on it happening again.

Scare Tactics don't work with Ron

...too important to give a straight answer to a simple yes/no question

Please don't confuse this post with the war in Iraq. That's a "meandering Shiitestorm."

Rick Santorum has decided to use video of the Stonewall raid in all of his ads.

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