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I don't have a solution in mind.

Sometimes when you get put in bad situations, you think, ‘Why did I do that? Why was I driving drunk? Why did I have this? Why did I have that?' This is like, I'm walking down the street.

That made me laugh out loud.

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He comes, puts me in handcuffs and I go to jail for four hours.

Half-formed plosives, approximated sibilants, a viscous gush of words

Preliminary investigation revealed that speed may have been a contributing factor in the accident.

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Even sadder is the fact that plane actually crashed into one of the Polish Army's screen-door submarines.

"Well, we don't play grab ass here," the guard answered.

Ideally, people won't confuse it with my new fetish site, "Hardened Tugs", which features handjobs from Best Supporting Actresses.

Sure, you can stop this guy, but you'll be hungry for more vigilante justice half an hour later.

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"Well, I don't love it," TR Knight said at the time, "but maybe it will grow on me."

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"...and I am like, ‘Neil, holy smokes what the hell is going on here?' It was unbelievable."

Certainly there are legacies made on games

Not since Mackenzie Phillips took up heroin on the set of One Day at a Time has a Schneider been forced to helplessly watch a friend's self-destruction this horribly.

Although it's too late for you to get your jollies in Miami.