The Bears shouldn't worry as Major Wright was likely to get a discharge from this event, anyway.

The inscrutable foreigner failed to read the cue cards.

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The owners of the building are reconsidering its slogan of "Get blind drunk at the Grand Venetians."

Bernie Madoff took most of Wells-Fargo's fourth quarter in 2009.

That's just tremendous.

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Hulk Hogan's Pythongorean expectation always comes to a figure of 24.0 inches, brother!

"I think it will become the iconic, defining element of Nationals Park, the thing people leave and say, ‘Did you see that?'"

But I don't know how else anyone is supposed to stumble toward American-ness than through these categorically wrong, sentimental avenues.

Much like Coleridge, Oklahoma City would be stuck with an albatross if the Mariners came to town.

"I don't know what happened. I thought she won the game," Luther coach Mark Ross said.

Anybody actually think Vigneault has the balls to go with Schneider in Game 7?

As a practicing Calvanicoist myself, I also prefer a website designed with austerity and sovereign grace.

"This time, when I walked into Elaine's, I felt like I belonged."

Other than Tim Thomas, is there actually a likable player involved in this series at all? Admittedly, as a Leafs fan, I don't like either team to begin with (especially not the Canucks and their mind-bogglingly entitled bandwagon fan base), but this is a Final between two groups of extremely unlikable players. If…

I haven't seen a woman and a young girl struggle this mightily over something Corky in its centre since Patti LuPone and Kellie Martin's first table read with Chris Burke.

As a former rock climber himself, Josh Hamilton says that pooping comes with the territory.

The dust rose around him.

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