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Coincidentally, Dirk Benedict called last summer's A-Team a "bust of his own Face."

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The rhetorical nastiness was undoubtedly worse than what Jackson did.

Today's Lantern headline:

Here's the thing: If you're going to enforce that, then why not call for a re-take on the third one due to encroachment from Portland? I agree that Hamid was off of his line, but if you're going to enforce that, then enforce everything.

In defense of the Seattle PR department, they knew the whole bobblehead thing was played out, but it tested better with audiences than the originally proposed Layne Staley Gangrenous Arm Night.

Conversely, Max Mosley was often heard telling his escorts, "You've got to prop the Reich."

Interestingly enough, the person who's most famous for using the phrase "Goodness gracious" was a drug-addled, racist Southerner who married his prepubescent cousin.

Only when they handed out blankets at Fort Pitt was there a greater instance of inadequate coverage from a Braves reliever.

Redacted for redundancy. Apologies to SteveNaismith.

Any time I tell somebody that I want the Bruins to win this series, I get looked at like I just burned down an orphanage. When did it become mandatory that Canadians must cheer for the last remaining Canadian team? That's nonsense.

"...many Skins fans now have nosebleed seats to see the genius of albums like "All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Tan"

I hope that nice lady lands on her feet.

Seeing another NYPD officer make an unsolicited trip into brown turf has made Abner Louima shudder.

So that Tigers/Twins game today...was that an umpire fuck-up on the Avila ground-rule double (allowing Peralta to score from 1st) or has the number of bases a runner can advance always been a judgment call? I have always been of the belief that it's always an advancement of two bases.

Satan actually became a baseball fan after spending so much time around Ty Cobb.

"I don't have an obligation to win six. I going to try for sure, but…."

Why don't you do it while he is around, so he can enjoy it?