Another Magisterial hit? Calvinism.

If I wanted to see an intoxicated man kicking and screaming because he was being taken off of ice, I'd watch Dog the Bounty Hunter.

"I could not go to sleep (Monday night) knowing I was still a part of the league," Rainmen owner Andre Levingston said. "That was the last straw."

+1

"And that's that one-and-done philosophy that we have now," Knight added.

Somebody forward Jake's resume to GWAR.

Blood on the Walls was also the name of Kermit Gosnell's racehorse.

Edith Wharton: Fromer to End All Fromers

He didn't technically earn his four, but Perk got his four.

Cerf was told that his attempts to protest the arrest would be feudal.

...and Marquise Hawkins, the twin brother of highly-touted 2013 QB prospect Marqui Hawkins.

"He goes, 'I don't want it.' I said, 'Well, I've got to give you something — here. Thanks.'

"The finish overshadowed the mundane riding-around that came before it."

"Would you rather let a poodle shit in your mouth or pee on a homeless person's face?"

McGee then added, "Well, if the chick's name was Tennille, then yeah, he must be the Captain."

Griffin hoped that because this picture was so blurry that he wouldn't get into trouble with Kia, but unfortunately he left his wallet.

I just wanted to know exactly what I made. I'm the only one that's going to be able to know.

We probably won't see a whole lot of Wafer.

We'll call it a you're-going-to-lose-a-lot-of-money-for-no-reason thing.

Everybody's overreacting. Villaneuva was simply trying to give Hollins alopecia his mind.