Rice says this is all a big misunderstanding and one day, they're all going to look back and pilaf about this.

"Beat L.A." was also the personal mandate that Stacy Koon operated under.

"I do not feel the need to let everyone know about my sexuality," says Michael.

"He needs to stop crying about blood tests and HGH."

Break shits are good, but nothing beats the post-lunch one.

She became the most unsexy girl

Big Gulps, eh guys?

"What is going on here?" asked a tired Reggie Miller.

He should have asked Billie Jean King for advice on how to make the baby go away.

Wow, I can't believe they're going head-to-head with Chi A's horticultural society dinner.

Peter Sands thinks this would help them "capitalize on their marketability in that continent, where Standard have a huge market."

"But a large number of fans want nothing to do with the Indian eleven."

Manny Ramirez can turn four cans of corn into a bat-around inning.

After his haircut, Raab was given a lollipop by the barber, as his father helped him out of the race car chair.

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Bulging Dick resulted in such cinematic classics as Paycheck and Screamers.

Even Gandhi thinks this Commonwealth demonstration is tame.

...darling Liz came over and got between us

Deadspin recently suffered from Raabdomylosis, a condition where a self-important writer espouses whiny nonsense because a player dared to exercise his right to free agency.

Collins, it turned out, was holding a lot more than just a grudge.