That Shogun survived the first round was impressive.

Singleton was at a disadvantage. He's never had the chance to dunk a baby girl in a river as practice.

...so he flopped after a phantom elbow.

In Pittsburgh, they normally hafta wait until April for a Bucs wreck to start.

No, they won. They lost the tie on aggregate, but they won 1-0 yesterday.

"I was not looking at the clock. I actually assumed there wasn't going to be enough time. I tried to shoot it as quickly as possible. It seemed bang-bang as soon as I shot it."

HotGirl: She says you and she had a thing together a while back. She said you're trouble and have a bunch of STDs and I should definitely not fuck you tonight.

Running Rebel Michael "Spiderman" Burns's son "Spider" was arrested for allegedly killing his ex-girlfriend and either burying or burning her in the desert.

This is not to be confused with the "Steiger Materials", which actually were alimony payments and heart disease medication.

That's Jordan-style savvy.

Jack Kemp wouldn't seem the harm in skipping the Draft.

That's part of their code I guess, but I know it happens.

"I think that maybe it's like a dream for some people sometimes, to kick these kinds of people. So I did it for them. So they are happy."

+1

Driving with a suspended license? He ought to be careful. There's a pregnant lady in the car!

Nothing says classy like a white t-shirt under a shirt and tie.

He said he's "praying everyday for the people that was in this situation that got hurt and (I'm) trying to do what ever I have to do to never comeback to nothing near this situation again."

This is tremendous. That is all.

"Somebody might use a trampoline."

"That's human crap."