Carvel as he teeters over!

"All right, I'll do it, but none of you assholes throw anything on me."

Brett Keisel of the Steelers will be de-bearded for charity.

Tyler said representing Updyke was like arboring a fugitive in his mind.

Zonda F. is actually Sheila E.'s less successful xylophonist sister.

Wozniacki didn't really understand the umpire's decision, so her win by forfeit left her Chakvetadze and Confused.

"Yeah. Totally, totally. Totally Strong."

Afterwards, Snow was angry that the audience was told he was sleeping. He can't believe Zumoff turned Informer.

Mommy blogs around the world erupted in disgust and disbelief, and the general consensus was that it had to be a hoax.

"If they told you, whatever your salary is we're going to give it to you even if you don't come to work. What's your incentive to come to work?"

LaRussa grew suspicious when Pujols arrived for contract negotiations in the Mystery Machine.

we live in a world that is progressing into a vast arena in which mankind has never lived

Our only hope is to pray for the casting of Ted McGinley.

"The time spent with the Burtons confirmed my suspicion that they continue to possess a deep reservoir of love and respect"

Toucan Sam Not Worried About Loop Frooting

Mother was an undercover cop, though.

To be fair, when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside, you gotta take a stand. It don't help to hide.

"I know he's a guy, whatever, like, it's not that. Not that it matters to me at all."

Jerry Robinson, a 67-year-old retired child psychologist, says he has waited for hours outside eerily quiet classrooms only to realize later he was in the wrong building or had confused the days of the week.

And not gently. I mean, the door really beat the piss out of her.