And not gently. I mean, the door really beat the piss out of her.

Big Dick expressed surprise that Vick could be "pure evil" while his dog Mel was "so good."

"It's like Groundhog Day every day."

She was drunk with relief at having gotten through it without a major catastrophe. At least that's what I think she was drunk with. Whatever the reason, she was pain-free and loving life.

She was trying to sing like Axl? I assumed she was going for Cher. Either way, it made me pray for swift death.

"I like being the grunter, and not the hunted."

May the Lord have Mersey on his soul.

Sight of Our Gang took up your trail yesterday.

This was easily my favourite scene from the "Black Hole Sun" video.

Of course, since Sterling Stamos withdrew more than did any other investor from Israel's phony fund

"To throw him into the mix would be a good thing."

The next day I see her at a gas station, we start talking, and she says she wants to get together. I figure I'm leaving the area so...how about tonight?

@Kid Canada: Gutsy joke. That coulda been a Big Wreck.

I do hope New Orleanians enjoyed their loaned Turner as much as we do.

They ended up suspending 30 girls.

I think that's just one of those tags that people put out there to put a damper on somebody's dream.

There are three things wrong with this picture:

A jubilant Bench erupts, towels a-waving, towels a-snapping.

What does Scot Pollard have against Dusty Rhodes?

Yet a guy with a squeaky-clean track record in legal terms says the wrong thing at the wrong time and I'm immediately labeled a media pariah.