...and he now divides his time between intimidating journalists and oscillating between having a beard, and not having a beard.

Well, it looks like people made a mountain out of a suspicious-looking molehill.

Now if I know my Lamarckism, all of Sanders's children will have the same deformity

Everyone will go their separate ways for the time being. Hopefully the labor situation will get itself sorted out. Everyone will come back to the mini-camps.

Osvaldo Canseco got arrested at 2:13 this morning and blew a .109

We've really stuck to the plan and that's what we're in it for.

Maybe we'd have a celebratory pep rally to celebrate.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

I told the health department that Voices of Meth wouldn't work without visuals.

I haven't seen a Lynch that hard to grasp since Lost Highway.

Simply put, the team just isn't deep enough to contend for a European place this season. Certainly a lot of the blame falls on an inherited squad from Rafa, but it's not like any of Hodgson's signings (aside from Meireles) has amounted to anything, either.

@sweatingmullets: Justin Credible approves...provided that the Olive Garden night manager lets him.

They smack heads and then go watch it on film. They know everyone is getting hit in the head.

I haven't read all of the John Salley stories, but does he come off remotely likable in any of them?

Remember when Voldemort gave him a new hand in Goblet of Fire? It was metal.

@UweBollocks: He's nuts. As much as he hates Hulk Hogan, it's nothing compared to his hatred for Brian Blair.

@UweBollocks: Odd. Sheikie has always been known for his subtlety and rational thought.

But how realistic is it that he was able to hide his symptoms

I don't get it. Did Josh cause 9/11?

Joaquin Phoenix submitted his I'm Still Here DVDs to Oscar voters under the name, ihaveprettycleftlip.