We'll call her Amanda.

Please, like I'd give up my devotion to Slamball for a cheap fad like this.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That made me laugh out loud.

Lucky him. Birthright said I was too old and too not-Jewish.

@David Hume: Oh wow. +1

We have less than two years to prepare ourselves, or just make peace.

Ted makes a play for their sympathies.

That was just a spanking, wasn't it?

"You've got to be shitting me, Washington"

I realize that the spelling is different, but I now choose to believe that the mayor of Oklahoma City is Jim Cornette. That is awesome.

I heard the post-practice buffets in Minnesota aren't worth coming back for.

Jason Lee can attest that nothing positive can come from playing the Underdog.

Marvin Lee Aday thinks 2-3 ain't bad.

Subject: Marathon Poop.

I have a better understanding about why things happen than the computer, because the computer only tells you what you put in it. I could make that computer say what I wanted it to say, if I put the right things in there. ... The computer is only as good as what you put in it.

Randy Savage: I Might Have Shown My Genitals to Vince McMahon's Daughter

Wait a minute. Before everybody says this was for the best, let it

Meanwhile, Renny Harlin still thinks that Cutthroat Island

That might not actually be Spiller, but a shapeshifting alien that

This is the worst Dogface Fuck since Buff Bagwell broke his neck.