Don't take it too hard, kid. All in all, he's just another prick and you're John Wall.

She cannot afford to be mocked and ridiculed and posted on the internet during a moment she not only doesn't remember but would like to forget, and this video takes away her right to do so.

Crosby obviously got the better of it.

Let me tell you, that was an unconvincing dive and I've actually seen Into the Blue.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And my dead silent classroom is now filled with my howling laughter.

I honestly thought that Bradley's platform of "I could dunk without jumping in NBA Jam: Tournament Edition" would resonate with voters.

I was gifted at sports and quickly tried to find a cushy number.

I find it hard to believe that this is why Jeremy Piven dropped out of Speed-the-Plow.

Who wants to vex Mutombo? Evidently, 'Melo.

The Irish have 25 losses over the past 3½ seasons, and one more will give the school its all-time record for losses in a four-year period.

The reliance on jump shots was curious

Similarly, Timothy McVeigh was put on death row for making Sooners boom.

Act like you've been there before, young man.

But who would ever expect a man who legally changed his name to a pseudo-Spanish number to lie?

Apparently, there was no Ramadan the year he played in Toronto.

Because someone beat somebody a year ago doesn't mean anything.

@Hatey McLife: +1 glass eye

His colleague, Lou Costanza, looked over to Castillo and said, "Monkeys are funny."

This graphic designer really likes to play around with the common understanding of scale.

Moreau should have been tipped off that something was up when the caller prefaced the instructions by asking if her fridge was running.