"I don't know who's going to be there, who's going to accept it. But the gist of the day is not political. I think it's a really good concept, actually."

It seems as if this National just wasn't Abel.

They seem like fun. I'd like to Tagalog with them on a night out.

"Get my Becky on? But I already did".

Former Seahawk Jerramy Stevens also had this party trick where he would make consent disappear.

"Susan is like family, so somehow sex would be ok"?

Similarly, Michelle Phillips once got all jacked-up on LSD courtesy of her Dennis Hopper-ing ex-husband.

AOL also stated that once obtained, all of the facts will be placed on an easy-to-use CD-ROM, available for mass distribution.

For those of us who remember when the Irish were good, and therefore hated

It's one big, gigantic pile of suck out there. You've been warned.

"We will have laser shooting for London."

"Absolutely not. It's kind of shameful that people can just go out there and start writing stories and throwing your name out there without any reason to begin with or any sort of suspicion or any other sort of information to go on."

Critics Flip Over Manila-Based Sportswriter's Choice of Words

There was damage but nothing has changed so far. It's not as bad as it looks ["LOL."], although I accept it looks bad in the photographs.

"That's odd. I never seem to run out of batteries".

It was a windy evening in Arlington, and one jumper missed his mark by a few feet

There has been and is going to be a lot of vitriol directed at Nordegren from the almost-exlusively male world of sports media

Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez has a subhuman ERA in Double A

If Hess has been wrongly arrested, I can see this causing quite a fuhrer.

Replace "Derek" with "Cliff" and this is the finest piece of Cosby fan fiction since my "Roach's Nest", about the time Cockroach came over to visit Theo, but only Vanessa was home.