I'm kind of a Pacer.

Man, some people just don't like Esther Rolle.

Confronted with the new study, they've agreed to add ex-players suffering from ALS to their 88 Plan, which pays the costs of care for former players with dementia or other conditions that resulted from brain trauma during their careers.

This has the makings of the best Locked Up Abroad yet.

"Bump n' Grind (Live)"

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: +1

@SteveJeltzFan: +1

At this point, the gaggle of pop-punkers around me start laughing while drummer boy lowers his head and walks away.

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Come on. The guy clearly took the idea from the episode of Frasier that John Waters wrote.

You should be a Rangers fan. Why do you have Astros gear?

"I assume, therefore, that you are part of this shameless Bull shit."

Rudyard Kipling posthumously feels validated by this sculpture.

I hope somebody makes a Lance Armstrong joke.

Too bad Cristiano Ronaldo's gone because he would have made a perfect Fa - oh, it's Fagan? Oh. Well, nevermind then.

This is how it starts. Next week, Tebow will buy Joseph Merrick's remains. Just you watch.

I guess all of those people who predicted Wakamatsu would fail are all saying "Tojo so" right now.

I once heard from a Twins locker room attendant that Danny DeVito needed a footstool to hop on the crapper.

Hopefully, little Kody or Chance or Skylar or whatever fucking stupid name this kid undoubtedly has is ok.

Boy, he's going to have a story to tell at his next ultimate frisbee game.