Want hooker delivery service to your hotel, and dead hooker removal service from your hotel? In the KHL, that's a standard contract clause.

I was too young to drink or do drugs back then. I was too afraid of my parents to go raiding their booze cabinet, and I didn't know anyone who could hook me up with beer or pot. I was 11. Those things don't happen for you when you're 11

That didn't sit well with the Plymouth Herald, covering the visiting Argyle.

Leave it to the media to Lapp this story up.

A ROY still in denial over a positive test? I see he's been taking his cues from Cohn.

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Scampering in from the Nationals pen looking less "Young Burt Lancaster, But With A Mustache" and more "Dustin Pedroia-y,"

Cockblocked by Cassiopeia? With that voice, I don't think I could even get it up for Joanna Newsom.

Glad you pluralized that.

@Nine Bill Muellers: My apologies, good sir.

Davis Sr. has flat out denied everything.

Imagine if every time you went prospecting, multiple cameras picked it up and some weirdos posted it online.

The Gaston Gazette is also reporting that Mike Mussina remains a giant dick.

Too bad this didn't happen in 1987. The comics on A&E's Evening at the Improv would have had a field day with this.

And now the clamoring begins, if not for robot umpires, then at least instant replay.

In Spanish. So gay. Video later.

@Steve U: +1

...on the 7-foot bull shark, Nguyễn Ngọc Loan-style.

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Stay healthy and focused, you only have 163 to go. I'll be watching and rooting for you along the way. Good Luck.