Larissa Riquelme—bust-out star of the World Cup, "owooga"-inducer, and cellphone-placement-innovator—was robbed by "bandidos".

Robert Evans calls that "Tuesday".

Consider that the last time a Paul exposed such an unsavoury side of his person, Pee-Wee Herman enjoyed an afternoon at the cinema in Sarasota, Florida

Dabney Coleman hopes that this incident doesn't cast aspersions on Drexel's class.

You don't see this sort of thing very often, at least not outside of Pittsburgh.

Meanwhile, Lane Bryant announced that not only does it carry shoulder pads, but its new line of balloon-waist pants are perfect for late summer BBQs.

Yahoo's Charles Robinson takes him to task for showing people the wrong way

@Steve U: +1. That's good stuff.

I can't wait to hear Dave Barry's zany take on this. He still writes for The Herald, no?

You can't blame him for his disorganization; he must have been expecting to be tackled immediately.

Pfffft...only 3?

...his father, a 5-foot-6 immigrant, taught himself the game as an engineering doctoral student at Purdue by watching old videotape of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

...the arm was usually involved in harassing the friends of its captors, who used it to grope anyone within arm's reach.

"It's nice that they're trying for healthier stuff, but I'm at a ballpark."

Emmitt Smith also offered his take on gentrification, saying, "I'm personally against it, but if women really wanna be dudes, then what can you do?"

There were no Americans within ten shots of the lead, and even the foreigners we liked couldn't get it done

If anything, the decision to sue by the senior Connick will only make his son a target and opposing pitchers will continue to harry Connick junior.

"I had to grow up, but fuck..."

I guess that guy's Female Breast Inspector shirt is in the wash.

For the first time in Nationals history, a player's Native lineage would be a major issue, decided strictly through his mother. Once-acceptable adoptees, players with only small traces of Indian blood and offspring of mixed marriages involving non-Native mothers were rejected.