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His wife's name? Tobias Beecher.

Pictured: LA Galaxy star Landon Donovan hydrates before a night on the town in Beirut.

The Ron Santo App is fun at first, but I don't see the enjoyment having legs.

Photo taken from inside flap of Nelson Mandela's White Like Me.

He wasn't; he was 12 in 1996

The referee, who suffered a litany of unprovable lawsuit fodder injuries ("disc hernation, concussion, occipital contusion and abrasion, cervical strain, lumbar strain and a calf abrasion")

"I will never have a Hart Attack. I give them...strokes, though..."

...and he still need hourlong Russian Academy of Cinema Arts special?

"You found a Nazi octopus? Shit, I couldn't even make one."

This is kinda like the time Steve Howe bumped a line off of Kerry Von Erich's prosthetic foot.

The celebrations were compounded by the fact that they were able to crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season and one intrepid young man received a shiny new donkey for the head of Colonel Montoya.

...has abandoned both the city and this mortal coil.

Sad. He never got over his divorce from Jim Bakker.

Still more tactful than their "7 weeks in Cleveland. No pulse" Tim Crews headline.

Do Wingdings next. It will be hilarious! All those symbols. Nobody will understand anything!

Da'Rick meets Da'Thick.

"And as long as I can sell, I'm fine."

When a city is full of witnesses, it never ends well. Just ask Kitty Genovese.

Following the taking of this picture, Ohlmeyer put on a pair of large, wire frame glasses and became amazed at the capabilities of hand blenders.

On some days he doesn't recognize people he has known for years.