Meanwhile, at Das Burger Haus in Munich, you'll wanna Goebbels down on one of their new Richard Straussburgers.

The only way for his nose to get any redder would be to get a liver transplant from Derek Sanderson.

Carragher was brought in solely as cover for Johnson. No way in holy hell he starts at CB ahead of King.

Hopefully, this discovery will not sully Pete Rose's reputation.

This indignity was furthered, as this belligerent fan then went on to doubt El Dandy.

Be grateful for it. Bianca, I set you free.

If you get Iced, Duane Chapman recommends Christ and clean-living, brah.

Drew Barrymore thinks this kid's a wuss.

...A double-minor, actually, and a mandatory one at that.

...Oakley remarked, "You ain't gay, are you?'' Oakley's intended meaning was not clear. He added later, "If you see a man kiss me, I better be in my casket."

@LoveIsABattleShield: Keep the change, you filthy animal.

After Cooper connected with two lefts, Clay followed him into a corner

The doctor then told Jeremy about the time he tried to save the life of Mikey from the Life commercials after he ingested Pop Rocks and Coke.

Anthony Perkins was also missing Ts.

From page 6,

Didier Drogba is out of the World Cup, thanks to a broken elbow.

Brien Taylor, IN regrets making a similar offer years ago.

I forget if Canseco is the "lone honest human" or "embarrassment to humanity" this month.

I thought ChessVibes was MarkKelsosMigraine's Tim Rice blog.

Bondy also believes that Ron Santo is fortunate not to have to deal with the embarrassment of walking with a cane in your senior years.