...and there were also the calls for Joyce to lose his job, his dick, and his life.

Faarooq Asaad and Clarence Mason are assembling their team as we speak.

I thought SpikeTV cancelled Riverball FC.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That's fucking hilarious.

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Dissociative Content is the name of the forthcoming Wesley Willis anthology.

James Spader just got an erection.

Shortgoria, as he's been dubbed (possibly due to his Longoria t-shirt and his being short)

It's weird seeing a McCarthy on this side of potentially baseless and unfounded, but damning accusations.

This much positivity about blood in boxing makes Tommy Morrison a little uneasy.

"They gave it to my kids last time in Boston".

You should have seen the oregano and Vitamin B tabs he rang up on the set of Easy Rider.

From this day forward, skywriting is a tasteful means to become betrothed to one's intended.

Coleman yesterday, Hopper today. It comes in threes. Who's going tomorrow?

"What could be better than getting a tattoo of the hottest cougar in the Republican Party?"

"Don't say anything about American Idol. Nothing about American Idol. Nobody talks about American Idol."

You ever wonder what happened to Steven Weber? He was a pretty good actor.

You'd be amazed at how many people are drinking right now.

Maher's Westword cover story on the swingers club rivalries in Denver is well worth the long read.

This will come as welcome news to Juan Veron, who spent his United and Chelsea years fucking the dog.