Powell held him down on the kitchen floor, saying none of them could be saved from the wave, and that the world was going to come to an end.

But then, maybe we shouldn't expect a Reading Rainbow Coalition from Central Pennsylvania.

See...this is what happens when you grant professors tenure.

Country singer? I thought "Joe West" was just a stage name he used to front a Pet Shop Boys tribute band.

I don't think, despite all the pretty words after Katrina hit...

Including McBride would be no more ridiculous than bringing Ching. How does he get a sniff and Casey doesn't?

"Fuck you, Guillen. It sold 10 million copies".

Dan Pompei of the Chicago Tribune thinks it's less about the actual game, and more about the party scene.

Groucho Marx was my favourite Duck Soupish fop.

This stripper should be thankful that he's Albert Haynesworth and not Ralph Cifaretto.

I'm pretty sure he's actually 40 and his mom is just Bugs Bunny in a dress.

Eric Kulas only wishes he were that adept at wrestling adults.

Irabu's fondest MLB memories all revolved around sitting on the bench and enjoying invisible corndogs.

If he was being "held down and beat", how would he manage to vomit on anybody but himself?

You should have put up a spoiler tag, Matthews. Now we know that Hurley survives tomorrow night.

Prokhorov then told Brooklyn Vegan that he was already over Sleigh Bells.

When his career ends, Ken will have around 2,000 major league hits.

Laura Branigan just knew this shit was gonna happen.

Well, Tommy has something special in store for the unbelievers

Oh man. When the Roethlisberger story breaks there sometime in 2014, Santo Domingo merchants are going to have a field day.