Not you, Boston.

Hopefully, this won't divert traffic away from "ESPENkill", my Brittanie Cecil tribute page.

Also on sale? Socket Arm, my new Bethany Hamilton biography.

I still don't see why the company that puts fruit punch in a bag gets a conference championship.

Perhaps residents are still so shocked by their good fortune, they didn't know a better way to celebrate than by destroying any Quebec-based vehicle they could find.

She might have won had she not allowed Divine to do her make-up.

"Hamster-facing" is coincidentally the reason why Carey Lowell refuses to toss her husband's salad.

She talked to Snow about setting up a time to take some "modeling pictures."

"That cunt with his ass out!"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

Charlotte Lewis actually finds this comparably, if not less, rape-y.

If it means landing LeBron, they'd be willing to put a scarecrow on the bench as coach .

Michael Ballack will miss the World Cup with an ankle injury, leaving the Germans without an experienced scapegoat.

"Most of these young guys don't know how to play, but he looks to make the pass first, and he's great at it."

Hey Doug,

No, today and the next 47 days are all about LeBron.

Weird that Edna Garrett is a Flyers fan. I figured Jo would be the one more into hockey.

"They don't let you quit."

@Steve U: I, for one, am touched that Self and the whole Kansas community have gotten behind the "Muscles for Bones" initiative.

To be fair, these guys are tight on funds. They had to take out a loan just to give out the weather.