Actually, Carbo said he paid some people $2000 to break Hernandez's arms or for some dynamite hack. He can't remember which.

Re: The broken foot

@DirkToberFest: +1

You will be equipped with a rifle shotgun and guaranteed a trophy wilder beast head that's conserved and delivered to you at the airport, for you to decorate your bedroom.

"It's a very strange situation, I feel hurt because I feel like I've been let down by my club."

Cliff Lee refused to start his press conference until The News Tribune's Larry LaRue left the room.

That's odd. Greeks are normally known for their restraint in the face of potentially dire consequences.

Reason #152 why I hate Stevie Nicks.

"... in which Phillies bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was seen peering through binoculars at home plate while the Phillies batted in the second inning"

"...he called my wife Carrie Parma Collier a whore, a slut and a cunt! He called her this in the dog show ring!

"When you have three bad dames in seven years, it's easy to point them out."

"In retrospect, Phil Mickelson is probably right".

Can they choke harder than the Sharks?

Bad Mourning, Mister Bliss?

It's not just Jays fans who are sore. Let's not forget Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. He probably likes baseball or some other shit, too.

The phone call will consist of repeated attempts to borrow money and then one final desperate plea to sleep on your sofa for the evening.

Another presidential aspirant is businessman Vicente Fabella, 46, who vowed to fight corruption when elected next year.

Whoops.

Hillman's ideals got through to Dwayne Wayne and Denise Huxtable. I don't know why Betancourt would be any different.

You know who didn't get a lot of love? Tom Brunansky.