...though bad blood still remains, and violence isn't unheard of.

Oh sure, nobody is talking about the rigmarole the Colorado Rapids faced when their Greyhound pulled into the Spencer Abraham Bus Terminal a little bit late for their match with the Earthquakes.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No, no...but I did maintain a close friendship with Eugene Landy.

@Kid Canada: More? Pffffttt...Speak for yourself .

Susan Smith made her fantasies come true when she decided to lake'er boys.

Tim Conway's Dorf-Golf Acumen was second to none.

I didn't know there were so many baseball fans in Karachi.

China kind of threw her under the bus

"They're striking, yes! But, in an irregular kind of way."

@StevePhillipsBeerGoggles: Nice.

Much of Calipari's advice would have done Marquis de Sade a world of good, too.

It's a brilliant bet, for someone removed enough from their team to be willing to profit from their ineptitude.

Actually, the top-selling CFL jersey in 10 years will remain Henry "Gizmo" Williams.

"There comes a time when Howard must start taking some responsibility for his fouls. You can cry and whine and blame it on the media all you want, but Howard is the star of this team. He gets paid $85 million to direct. It's his job to figure out how to stay on the floor and say, "Action!"".

Fetai never actually wanted to leave the club, but with Silkeborg, resistance is futile.

Anymore tragically comedic and his uncle's name would be Vanya.

All joking aside, Liverpool fans aren't going to know what to do with themselves next weekend.

Afterwards, when approached for comment, Samuelsson said, "For the life of me, I cannot remember what made us think we were wise and we'd never compromise".

Meanwhile, Tom Sizemore clocked in at 3.5 grams at the Chris Penn Relays.

If this Cagle exercise has proven anything, it's that Steve Jobs can be a real pussy.