Oh wait...this is a still from that episode where Jefferson leaves Marcy and that's why she looked so upset here.

@UkraineNotWeak: Tootie died? Oh man. Jo and Blair are still good, though, right?

Dear Sarah Silverman,

In response to this, Frank was sent to bed without dessert.

I don't see what's so great about that sculpture. The resemblance to Lionel Richie is only passing at best.

At least, they're considerate. They didn't kick the girl on the right off of the team, even though she's 7 months pregnant.

Alright, it's Jesse Orosco. He's still around, no? It's Orosco with some Children's Tylenol, and what the hell, Beano Cook.

"One of the things we know about him is he's a risk-taker," said Jessica Lippman, a Chicago-based psychologist. "He absolutely plays on the edge. He rides a motorcycle without a helmet, and he almost destroys his career."

Judging by the dark haired girl, this is the family from Small Wonder, no?

I like how Billo uses the verb operate in regards to a blog like it's a giant piece of machinery.

Sore, disoriented and forgetful is the only way to enjoy baseball in Washington.

"F.U. And say hello to your friends in the basement."

"This pisses me off. Women can do this."

Unrelatedly, Jay Cutler once again leaked sugar this morning at a urinal.

"I wake up the next morning to a trashcan with a bloody condom, a very dirty body, and a destroyed couch"

Just to be on the safe side, Joseph Ratzinger has denied all knowledge of this program's existence.

I haven't been this disinterested in a Jamesian attempt to create a tragic heroine since Daisy Miller.

"If I say to somebody that you're not worth a flip, then that means I think you're pretty good, certainly if I follow up with, I love you."

Oh sure, this happens at a Phillies game and it's disgusting. If this were a GG Allin concert, it would have been down right transcendental.

@SamLipsyte: "Labiella" would have been good.