Better family values than Family Circus. I just wanna punch that little Jeffy punk in the face.

May God help us all if Whitey Ford chooses to set foot on the field at Chavez Ravine this season.

Alberto Aquilani's kit was really expensive and he looked great, but Rafa Benitez decided not to use him in the photoshoot anyway.

If it weren't for the car references, I would've guessed this was taken from Todd Bridges' autobiography.

Something tells me that this would have taken a really dark turn at Kent State.

I believe Ashanti Blaize was the Human Torch in Eldridge Cleaver's Fantastic Four series.

Ed Asner is Rookie of the Year, Too.

I hated those episodes when Hawkeye and Trapper John went golfing.

To be fair, he thought it would have been impolite to refuse Mr. Roethlisberger's offer of a drink.

"That 68 is preposterous and historic and unthinkable when you put yourself in his shoes for one minute. Imagine the emotional bloodshed he has gone through, albeit self-inflicted."

Now Ray is no longer the only Stevens to make a career out of a Streak.

If the media went any more overboard with coverage on this, you'd think Natalie Wood was in the commercial.

Some of McMahon's top lieutenants, it should also be noted, are purportedly gay.

Maybe Pernetti should talk to Clarence Thomas. He had a way with Hills.

Clearly, the KCStore has just taken advantage of WWE ShopZone's clear out on D-Lo Brown figures.

@ArkansasFred: What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy.

"Double Down" was selected as its name, since "Alert His Next of Kin" was just too long for a sandwich.

@cbag: AJ says she's winsome, not losesome.

@Hatey McLife: That's tremendous.

It only lasted a few minutes, but it sure was spooky.