"Quality...Wisconsin...sauce" is what led Chris Farley down Belushi Road.

"Even I couldn't save that Hudson wreck".

To be fair, he thought Pompey folded a couple of weeks back.

@Shakey: And that's not even a Cuban name!

Loretta Lynn calls bullshit.

Benson had a smart mouth and Mr. Belvedere was overbearing, but I'm hardly a hater.

Be warned, Franciscans. You're taking your life in your hands.

There's a "Khmer Rouge" category in my genocide FanSary League.

Make sure you kick up a real fuss, and then tell security you have Tourette's.

Cleveland Plane Concealer.

Change the t in "Blatche" to an n and I'm pretty sure you've got like 2 seasons' worth of Golden Girls episode synopses from TV Guide

Come on, Shoaib. There are worse things in the world than being married to Jean Teasdale.

Pretty Kool Thing? Kim Gordon in her 20s.

McNabb has never been an easy guy to rally behind.

By the way, What's the point of saving up for a special Monday announcement if no one can keep a secret?

Jason's inability to type in full sentences is due to his fingers being covered in rich, creamery butter.

At some point, maybe, Duke will stop being a projection of other people's anxieties about race and privilege and entitlement.

Phillips got the job after installing the free CD-ROM that he got in the mail.

I'm just happy that the courts are letting him keep Roberto Durán's dignity.

Take another shot. They endure, they persevere, they do not discourage.