It's not worth it, kid.

They debuted as the Freedom Fighters and were slated to be good guys, but in the Jerry Lawler/Bill Dundee days of the CWA, the crowd was accustomed to cheering for pudgy tough guys...

As a rookie, the Reds' team trainer gave him what he thought were vitamins. They weren't, and he was hooked.

This could get uglier than the time Grand Lakes University granted admission to Thornton Melon.

@Gourmet Spud: 1+1

It's not exactly crime-free yet, but things are heading in the right direction.

Gary Thorne overheard Steve Williams saying that the blood on the tampon was fake.

Kadeem Hardison's glasses are no longer the goofiest-looking Flip.

You're doing it all wrong! Not your mother! Your kid's!

There is optimism in Baltimore, but optimism's a funny thing: It's a button you can only push once. Optimism must morph into incremental results, which must morph into success. If it doesn't, the failed plan is as effective as not having a plan at all.

According the the cops, they walked a short distance away and while they were talking, Mills began "smiling and rubbing Holmes[sic] face."

But for Mary Ann, we'll look real hard.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: You're right. I think Hatey would love that.

@Barb-A-Rod: I missed this. My apologies.

Pictured: The latest transmission from the Technodrome in Dimension X.

I say Phooey! Lewis isn't news.

In Flushing, mediocrity cannot reign.

To be fair to Roger, no man satisfies Mindy, unless his dick secretes Wild Turkey and OxyContin.

...who was reduced to moaning and yelling "pure!" over and over.

I read enough about this guy last week when he picked the perfect bracket. So what if he thinks the moon landing was fake? He's autis - wait, that wasn't him?