Marlee Matlin's is cool. Where's she from, though? Never been able to figure that out.

@Kid Canada: Steve Keirn will always be Skinner to me.

I seriously can't believe an adult male is named "Da'Sean". Have some self-respect and change it to something with propriety like "The'Sean".

I'm not sure there's any proof, and the more I think about it, the less it makes sense.

...she claims he hit her in the eye with his....oh, thank goodness it was just a glass.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Or the time Kirby Puckett attempted to buy a pair of regular fit Haggar khakis from a local JC Penney.

Ben Roethlisberger will not participate in the Steelers voluntary conditioning program this week.

$70K is nothing. That guy has millions!

Slobodan Milošević preferred his Croats well hung, but he didn't mind if they were just shot, either.

Did someone say "Nnamdi Asomugha's ridiculous contract?"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: He's a hack. No, I was an English major. I've just read a ton of plays over the years.

I haven't felt this uneasy about a story from a Harold since I saw a college production of The Homecoming.

That's odd. Fredy Montero normally only dives when there's a non-consenting woman to fall on top of.

But what of Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

"I can do almost everything. I can do almost everything except run."

@Kid Canada: This is the exact advice that Carl English's agent gave to Carl English.

You gotta admit. This is pretty impressive coming from a school named after Grace Under Fire.

Hang on. You said that you went to Orlando with 2 cars full of guys (let's say 8-10 people) and there was another room full of girls you knew (let's say 4). That means you ditched upwards of 11 people to go to a bar that they couldn't get into alone. Harold Reynolds is right: you are an asshole.

I hate Chris Cornell.

I walked up the deserted main drag, A1A, past a few co-eds freezing in the drizzling rain, the co-eds dressed in bikinis