I call bullshit. I've lived in Toronto all my life and I have never seen anybody wear a Dale Earnhardt shirt.

If Tebow's available, ‘the hood' will be ready to pounce.

Who would you rather have owning your team right now: a baseball-obsessive, mustachioed Vietnam vet ...?

A "Thane irregularity" drives the plot of Macbeth.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 groan from Gorilla Monsoon.

STFU? Hmmmm...

This marks the first time an Atlanta Hawk beat a buzzer since Pete Maravich failed to respond to heart resuscitation in 1988.

Oh, bullshit. Eddie Murphy was in his mid-40s in 2008.

Who knows what motivates an autistic boy? Hell, I bet you could come up with a sitcom about all of the crazy voices in Hermann's Head.

Scout hasn't been this worked up since Tom Robinson was murdered.

According to Diego Maradona, Pele should be played by a baseball player from the Dominican Republic.

Slashfiction.com got a hold of a Mamet fan Glengarry rewrite featuring a hot 3-way with Blake, Richard Roma, and Shelley.

Originally, Joslyn used an iBoner, but it went missing in Vancouver and then died on her.

I'm just glad that Pringle is still Keepin A'smile after all of those salmonella recalls.

Conrad Murray is just happy that he's no longer the only high profile Doctor to face a license suspension this week.

Slightly Less-Sudden Death is actually a sequel that Jean-Claude Van Damme is pitching to the studios. Alas, nobody's biting.

The Preakness Promise is also, word-for-word, the "Steve Garvey Guarantee".

Wouldn't you know the Dominican guy is about to come up from behind and rape you in the shower, given the loud salsa music blaring out of his boom box?

With him picking Purdue to win it all, I'd say the chances of him staying perfect are fragile x 1,000,000.

This was Hercules versus Zeus