I'm curious as to how Porto is going to prepare for their return leg at the Emirates yesterday.

They have to put on the shining face that they believe that Roethlisberger has done nothing

D.A. blasts Browns fans [The News-Herald Sports]

That book is actually called Sass of Ball: Behind the Scenes of I Love Lucy.

"Lady Huskies" is also the name of Chaz Bono's former favourite clothing store.

"Thank God it's just Willie giving himself a Venezuelan enema."

"...but I'm fairly certain sexual assault is not just a function of youthful puckishness."

Not surprisingly, Di Carlo has pleaded Innocent.

I would check the Mount Cashel Orphanage.

Perhaps we need to re-examine this idea that a backup quarterback with questionable accuracy could save a dying franchise.

It is freeing, being the Rays: No one's targeting you, no one's watching you and no one's noticing you. It's the perfect time to strike.

I've bled enough. I think I will get into inciting.

Nevermind that. I'm more concerned about the treacherous dragons in Dig Dug tunnels. I hate those guys.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: So you did. My apologies.

"Mostal restoration" occurred in a long lost episode of Happy Days, where Ralph Malph got a hair transplant.

I haven't seen consumption this admirably charted since I read A Long Day's Journey into Night in high school.

...he had to goad Kobe into playing rough.

"To come back and just intentionally wreck someone, that's not cool."

Sadly, the updated "Brewster Clause" requires the contraction of MS and dropping dead of a heart attack.

Tim Robbins spent more time on his pointless story about Morgan Freeman than documentary winners who got played off while introducing a girl in a wheelchair.