...they denied any separation...

Joey Barton later borrowed the mask to rob an off-license.

"If you don't see someone under that tree after work, something's wrong."

There were no showers built in the gym of Bruiser Brody Elementary.

Spotted: 24-year-old James "Bing" Douglas falling 8-stories to his death.

That's nothing. Iran's enforced mandatory conversion from six-pointers for years.

Jocketty wants to take down the Cardinals more than he wants to do anything.

You're not asking him on a date, Jim, you're asking him to hurt people for money.

This is the biggest Java-related giveaway since July 17th 2006, when 668 people gave out their last breaths.

He was told to stop several times but did not cooperate.

For next season, I think the Clippers just have to go Bhakti the basics and try to get it right.

@Gourmet Spud: Truly, the most indelible image of Ray Traylor is that of him informing Paul Wight that he was, in fact, nothing more than a "big, nasty bastard".

"SammyRyeRye" was one of Kinison's nicknames.

The last time a Twin made a business decision this bad, Kelley Deal got arrested for heroin possession.

I thought it a good idea to call for Poop Stick's insertion

"I'm pissed off at Miller; he should have stopped that from being shot."

Graham James got a lifetime ban from coaching for being a dirty Canadian who showed up behind a Flame without pants.

Man, the Clippers' PR people are gonna hafta be Puttin' on the Ritz to get back in their fans' good graces after this gaffe.

"Look, I'm the one who gets the phone calls from parents who say that big face scares their 3-year-old," said Chris Burke, former child actor.

@David Hume: The "Sen." in this case is an abbreviation for "senile".