Meanwhile, Scott Hatteberg has both created and taken out an ad in the Hatteberg American desperately asking for a spring training invite.

Everlast 19:92

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This is the most disastrous production put on by a Finn since Cutthroat Island.

Pettis said he'd be disappointed if Borbon failed to reach 30.

The Goddess Chocolates ball cap she normally wore would ruin the look of her hair, so she'd taken a chance and left it off so Judd could see the new style.

It seems that Rosenthal didn't put much effort into this New Radical realignment proposal, but hey, you only get what you give.

I thought I was gonna pass out.

FishStripes, a nice little Marlins blog

"A kiss to her father, a performance for her mom,"

I haven't been this disgusted by a preening, in-your-face Christian since season 4 of Project Runway.

I haven't seen somebody so unjustly benefit from the capsizing of a vessel in Canada since Gordon Lightfoot wrote "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

Luger called 911

...this team probably will be lucky to touch .500 this year.

Axl's win was tainted by the fact that he wasn't using his original paddle. He had to borrow some ringer's.

Corey's going to so disappointed in Mr. Feeney.

I haven't the air sucked out of Russians this badly since the Kursk started taking on water.

And dragons never existed. So why does NBC feed us this shit?

Seven mentions of "mom" in one night ties a record for this year's Winter Games.

@Matt Sussman: That's not a star. It's actually Ken Caminiti's heart.