Normally, when a woman goes down in the same room as an Oiler, it's because she wouldn't shut up and listen to Warren Moon.

Keep in mind that Manny thinks "Japan" is whatever team Ichiro is on.

...but after 12 days of a lot of manufactured sap.

Hey Phil, "Donahue" starts with a D, not a G.

...so anything that upsets the delicate balance of negotiations by calling one of the parties a fat slob is considered a much more suspension-worthy offense.

This is the largest Weiner-related error since HBO passed on Mad Men.

When everyone's hitting, the young pitchers collapse.

Vinko Bogataj, St. John's Wort, Ginseng. It's all bullshit, anyway.

"Zaretsky" in English is "Osmond".

"...so they immediately cut LaDainian Tomlinson".

Stephen M.:"Certainly he didn't want to address the media, and I thought that he was Real Emotional Trash and coward away from the real issue of addressing what transpired."

Shutting this Vonn's trap would be one of my favourite things.

Is this the first known picture of Carmen San Diego sans hat?

"One example of his madness occurred on 9/11. Yeah, the real 9/11...I never thought about going to a cemetery to piss on another's grave, but when the King dies, I going to piss on his."

A Sapp-o-Meter measures the severity of domestic assault.

I hope you register pause...REAL pause.

Not much is going right in California, on the whole, right now.

This the Celtics' most notorious bust since Michael Olowokandi played for the team.

...and we are perfectly content to push their faces back down into the mud.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The Vaughntourage is what Mo calls his extensive battery of diabetes medication that he carries around with him at all time.