I go down on her for a while and I get the "kid-you're-in-the-game" tap on the shoulder.

Why are they in Fred Goldman's house?

There'd be no need for a Stonewall if it weren't for all of that homologating.

...get the city to change zoning restrictions to allow mixed-use developments.

@Weed Against Speed: Yeah, I hear she just stands there and barks out nonsense in a monotone.

Prior to this, the most damage done by an "air hockey puck" was to the self-esteem of the front row at a Don Rickles show.

Howard was actually able to find something to do in Washington on a Tuesday night.

...accepted invitations to participate in the Tiger Woods apology kabuki

I didn't know that Siddhartha Gautama saw David Cronenberg's Crash.

...he felt he "deserved to enjoy all the temptations".

To be fair, Kilgore has the ability to hold an audience of Washington Nationals captive not seen since Tehran in 1979.

Come on, Tiger. Throw in a Holocaust denial and let's get this party started.

I haven't felt this bad for a Hannah since Grumpier Old Men.

According to a report from WHEEEEEEEEEE, this rollercoaster is fucking awesome!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It was also the headline of Le Parisien on June 14th, 1940.

Euphemist: Lou Costello

One star for every inch.

I'm with this kid. Right angles are way better than acute or obtuse.

My Subway fantasy involves Jared, a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce, and the chick who played Evie on Out of Tis World.

Oh sure, Tony. Blanche Deveraux and Mona Robinson dressed like that every week in the '80s and they were hilarious maneaters, but now Hannah Storm does it and she's too old? It's obvious that you've got something against palindromes.