I'll never forget the way his brother, Rio, allowed the world to see a drunken Dean Martin at his worst.

Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.

I haven't seen Poetic Justice this sweet since John Singleton was able to harness Tupac Shakur's smouldering charm.

Stalking and murder was the only thing that could give Robert John Bardo a My Sister Samgasm.

@Jefferson Tardship: Beautiful.

That is pretty bad, but how are they going to explain their "Germany Looks to Filthy Nazi Kraut Its Way Over Sweden in Men's Hockey" headline?

"You can't please everybody...but you're gonna try."

"I found all my friends and family. . . . I was anxious to go see them. . . . I had the doping control. . . . I kind of wanted to get all that done with," Jacobellis explained of her media snub.

I hate being cockteased by Costas

That's so Ravens!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It doesn't make any sense. The song is about a woman named Anna Lee, yet it's "Fanny".

...as egregious fanny-pinchers

PBS's "Ross Button" fills your screen with happy little trees.

I told u guys, I never lied about anything. And now, god has let everyone know the truth! I didn't have to say a word! God told u for me! Xo

Can we make some kind of fucking law preventing Girl Scout parents from bringing their kid's order forms into work?

Honestly, this has been the WORST coverage of any olypics

#11 - Renee Zellweger's range is limited even at a dog show.

For Rick's sake, I hope this goes better than my personal war against the Ramada. I don't know how they proved that the semen on the lampshade wasn't there before I checked in, but they did.

While all of this America's Cup litigation was confusing, Christopher Cross remains the man responsible for the greatest "Sailing" debacle of our time.

The Canadians wanted to "green up" the Winter Olympics