"I have no interest, period," Pitino said Thursday.

...69-ing on top of a diamond.

Sadly, 25% of the team's annual salary went into procuring those 2 superfluous rs.

Personally, I think timeouts should be completely random. The more unexpected the better.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Dick Vitale did once refer to the Connecticut/'Cuse rivalry as "the Edward James Olmos of the Big East".

"I was bike-riding with Bret Hart a few years ago, so my memory is his head going pop and crackle."

Cajun Boy in the City? This is going to be the worst Adam Sandler movie yet.

Pat O'Brien's is the best cocaine and voicemail bar on all of Bourbon St.

If something as simple as trading seats with a friend can land you this level of notoriety

Joe Morgan remembers doing colour on that game like it was yesterday.

The last time a K caused this much confusion, a man died like a dog.

Don't worry about the court of public opinion, Steven. The Carruth will set you free.

The president of Mizzou's student body wants to replace the school's mascot with a real live tiger.

I am Ukrainian myself, if that's relevant to the story.

I was obsessed with Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect at SummerSlam 1991. I was 9-years-old and I would watch it almost daily. That guy could go.

The King of New Orleans

@Gamboa Constrictor: +1

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I don't even know why Berman bothered to audition. Those producers wanted Gabe Kaplan for Mr. Kotter from day one.

Pitchers and catchers report a week from Wednesday.