Unfortunately, the Archdiocese of Boston once shared the same motto as the Indianapolis Police Department.

I'd certainly remember making a doozy of a Freudian slip like "Bronson Pinochette."

@YarbookPhoto: +1

His odds were a Basilian to 1 to make it big, anyway.

Jack, Age 13 features Diablo Cody's least realistic and preening dialogue yet.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I preferred yours.

@Phintastic: And my office mates are wondering why I'm laughing out loud.

I'd expect nothing less from a school named after Andrea.

Even James Earl Ray had the decency to leave the country when he skipped out on a crime in Tennessee.

Even James Earl Ray had the decency to leave the country when he skipped out on a crime in Tennessee.

This is too bad because Travis Henry was really enjoying the monopoly he had on news items featuring the phrase "Disgraced former Broncos running back".

Similarly, Michelle Pfeiffer has a Grease 2 stain on her resume that she can't seem to get rid of.

"We've watched video clips on the internet of these dances, and it really is like this, complete with the leaves around the knees," Domnina told the ice skating website Golden Skate.

"Count me out."

The Pine Grove sex facility is either preparing for a hurricane or it's trying to keep the eyes of prying photogs away from its facility so its sex addicts can roam in peace.

Over/under on the number of weeks until Jeff Hardy appears here?

I get it. It's because he's a serial adulterer! And to think, all this time I thought Yahoo Serious was the height of Australian comedy.

"Was the telecast balanced? ESPN thinks it was."

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

The longest I ever went was 26 hours. Fittingly, it was on Yom Kippur.