Cabrera said he feels like he let down his teammates with the incident, which saw him register a .26 blood-alcohol level, and that he intends to make up for it in the 2010 season.

Pictured: Cowboys kicker Shawn Suisham performs his famous pre-kick Joseph Goebbels impression.

Leave the professionalism, grab the cannoli.

"Hackneyed Balaban" aptly describes Bob's work in License to Wed.

This marks the hardest fall of a Duke outside of Sarajevo.

What about one of the boys over at OutSports?

I wonder if Sanchez regrets to agreeing to a Dov Charney photoshoot.

Moose Lewis actually got the idea for the league after seeing A&E's Biography of Whoopi Goldberg.

Bill Simmons: The antithetical Spike Lee.

The owners of Bar None are planning to open a rippers out by JFK. Know what they're going to call it? Get this: The Landing Strip. Awesome.

Saban would arrive at work every morning at 7:29, and he would leave every night at 10:31.

Shocking? Maybe a bit risqué for morning sports talk

The Yentl Path led Barbra Streisand to a Razzie nomination.

Lost in all of the talk of Elton and Kimbo is the fact that David Gest finally looks happy again.

You get smug from Alton Brown, Drew? I've never gotten that vibe. I'll tell you who's an absolute clown, though, and that's Bobby Flay. I hope that ginger bastard gets caught in a grease fire.

Gailey should be glad for this shot at redemption, especially considering that the last guy to be seemingly written off by a Haley was Kunta Kinte.

Clearly, Caster Semenya should be #1 if this is based on most physical attributes.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Dear Lord...

"What a waste of essential nutrients."

Say what you will about the Northern Irish FA, but I think giving all of the Catholics armbands to make them easier to identify for the hooligans was a considerate touch.