The last time a star that well enveloped a Prejean, Susan Sarandon won Best Actress for Dead Man Walking.

King also pointed out that one of the sad music things about the Haitian earthquake, which killed hundreds of thousands, is that any Fugees reunion album is now further delayed.

This is a Sino sheer desperation for Shanxi.

Last month he broke the nose of Sweden's Anton Rodin during an exhibition game, on a play for which no penalty was called.

We all know MarkKelsosMigraine likes West Side Story a lot, but to arrest him? Come on.

Euphemist: Patrick Wolf

Phil Simms: For some reason, he gets a whole column devoted to his silky smooth voice

@Gourmet Spud: Nor the Northern Alberta charm of Randy Ferby!

11 minutes of Action was all it took for FOX to tell Jay Mohr that it was cancelled.

Don't do what Derek Dooley does?

And, virtually every year, NU exceeds expectation and "shocks" the Hawkeyes.

The city of Great Falls, Montana is wondering if Mark Askin will accept part of the blame for Ryan.

If Paper Moon has taught us anything, any kind of elaborate deceit involving minors can only end poorly for Tatum O'Neal.

You think that's bad? Earlier that day, he stole an entire Oxford Edition William Shakespeare Collection from Barnes & Noble by posing as Iambic Pentameter.

"This quickly started to spiral out of control, however, as my girlfriend suddenly thought it would be a good idea to arch her back and begin thrusting her pelvis up and down in a violent motion."

You can't go wrong if you say you ain't seen nothin'...

Until March 3rd, 1991, that domain name was owned by a guy named Rodney.

@David Hume: The same can be said if he stumbles upon Dustin Pedroia's brother.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Your wit is quicker than mine.

The last time somebody had this uncomfortable an experience with a horse, Matthew Broderick was on his honeymoon.