I really hope the rumours of Letterman appearing on the show are true. I don't know how that would work, but that would be surreal.

To make matters worse for Tennessee, Arrested Development has finally been taken to another place, taken to another land.

Not pictured: Anita Hill bending over to the left of the cameraman.

"I am a single now. I was a Single Guy then... [I] want to be able to perform. It's kind of funny, it's kind of not. "

According to the box score, "dirty work" apparently amounts to 1-for-2 from the floor and five rebounds...

"That's probably the best thing that happened to me. That's how fucked-up my life is with this. [This whale is] the safest place for me."

Unable to avenge a defeat to Rivers: Jeff Buckley.

He uprooted his family, dressed them head-to-toe in orange. He named his son Knox, for cryin' out loud.

"...said I made him look bad in Nashville."

McCoy previously dated Rachel Ganondorf, but ended it because she could be a bit of a pig sometimes.

To be fair, the crow was roasted in an oven of broken dreams.

Finally, Gravedigger can be put to proper use.

Maybe they just hated Josie and the Pussycats and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

"If I was 30 years younger, 6 feet taller and not made mostly of rag, I would go to the trolley track right now and punch Fred right in his face."

Completely irrelevant, but great theater.

"During the mid-'90s, I went on the DL seven times."

"It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never okayed the Noid era." - Domino's founder Tom Monaghan.

On Stacy Andrews: "We’ll see how things work out for the future. One thing I know about Stacy is he’s a very hard worker and he wants to be the best. I can work with that."

...the camp in question occurs each summer at Cardinal Stritch University

The last time a Hicks was this ashamed, he just found out that his girlfriend had blown 37 dudes.