Ah, Cannibal Corpse. Your album covers make Mapplethorpe look like Rockwell.

You know, it is hard to believe that Birmingham was named "the worst city in America to be a man."

"...because I like nothing more than watching the sports-media equivalent of two old men running their Rascals into each other."

Regardless of his faults, he was somebody's son, father, and friend and nobody deserves to go this young. RIP.

@Convict78: Good God. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The Obese-Sharps?

When a running back senses trouble coming, he ducks.

Jon Heyman says the Mets are tweaking.

The "ROLL TIDE" defence is not to be confused with "FOAL, DIED", Catherine the Great's entry in the World Book of Overly Concise Obituaries.

"I walk in crowds and I see him in my peripheral vision.

"...if [Joel Miller] opens his mouth at all, he has everything to lose."

@Bobby Big Wheel: Tony Schiavone believes Mike Tenay is the greatest professor in the history of our society.

They didn't disappear. They just turned sideways.

The last time somebody named Joel was shook this hard, Alexa Ray was being revived by paramedics.

On a very special Coach, Hayden and Luther butt heads after Hayden accepts the Texas job and runs into special guest stars Nomar Garciaparra and Mia Hamm.

Meanwhile, Mark Linn-Baker is sick of talking about Balki.

A colleague is quoted as saying, "Ten years from now, they are going to say, wow, this guy was a pioneer."

Mozambique know he look good.

It's been an absolute pleasure to watch Roy Halladay pitch for all these years and I'm gutted to see him go. Best of luck to the Doc. I just hope we got something of good value coming back.

"I don't care! He introduced his nanny to Tiger? We have all had nannies."