He was rewarded for his troubles with a broken nose and a black eye.

We knew he was going to shut it down," Panthers cornerback Chris Gamble told me after the game.

Little known fact: The original lyric was "I'm such a baby 'cause the Dolphins make me cry...and the Tide make me cross-dress".

Noam:

Pictured: Former Win Ben Stein's Money contestant, Will Leitch types as prospective Harlem Globetrotter, Taylor Griffin, takes a foul shot.

Now, the poor guy might win.

I haven't seen somebody dump Cincinnati so unceremoniously since HBO cancelled John.

What are some of the signs that you won't be defending your Super Bowl title when January arrives?

...if it weren't for the pernicious stereotype about white players and defense.

I guess some public shtick established elsewhere was supposed to make me see how Celtic-abnegating he'd been here.

@UpstateUnderdog: The way this exchange reads now is much better, though.

I want to see happy faces when those ESPN cameras catch you making an awkward pass at your friend's wife during the t-shirt launches.

For all these years, I thought that there was something seriously wrong with the man, but now I know that Seal just has flame tattoos on his face.

Meanwhile, a poor single mother in Durham, NC just named her daughter Nifong Retainer.

@Gourmet Spud: How did I miss that??

"I'd say it's nearly impossible. It's an unfortunate ending to a storied career."

Most significant in all of this is that Rob Schneider has now become America's favourite half-Asian.

After reading those ladies' signs, I can honestly say that I didn't know that Muffin Spencer-Devlin went to Auburn.

Inside the Actors Studio: The Oscar Winners

One is Lacey Pearl Earps, whose name is well known on SEC message boards.