Haywood then added, "Or probably James Brown, too...oh, and Bobby."

He could have been the face of the Tigers for many, many years.

True chickenheads have gone through Tim Donaghy's book to look for the names of people who owe them child support.

After Mariotti told Roger Ebert to kiss his ass, he told Pauline Kael that her seeming obsession with taboo-violating violent films was tiresome.

The emphasis on "ME," says Jorge, was Veronica's way of respecting her unique relationship with Tiger and not becoming part of the screeching hordes.

Lionel Loya, 23, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter in connection with the death.

Pffft...call me when Tiger's life isn't ripping off a David Lynch movie.

Theoretically, these young men are going to be very rich

Pertinent PM Dawn Album: Also Jesus Wept

...but you-know-who just might be coming down their chimney this Christmas!

2nd half of game NBC shows bloody nose of Raven and then starts talking about blood – then he says something about Ray Lewis. Go listen. Creepy & Riveting.

"A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said that an NWA song took umbrage with Gordon Sumner's former band.."

Yanks a lot! Fab draw glee

It's a meeting of victims, as stabees, Paul Pierce and JR Giddens, lead the Boston Celtics into San Antonio to take on acne-scarred Gregg Popovich's Spurs.

Plaster has never been so disrespected!

And or those who want to see foreign people string-up albinos for reward, go to Tanzania.

Barrett's Flickr name became available only after Richard Roundtree died.

Rich Rodriguez: Proponent of the Alanis Morissette school of ironic thought.

Blount's parents were big fans of Les Factes de Vie, the French version of The Facts of Life.

Helen Thomas just hopes her alma mater, New Amsterdam Tech, gets a fair shake.