@TheDerridaDrop: I was there live and the atmosphere was amazing in person.

The last time a sports figure was described as having "dignity and elegance", Dee Mirich's descent into utter madness was just in its infancy.

@Stev D: If it were Kathleen Hanna, the facial lacerations would have been from a Courtney Love whiskey bottle.

Why was this guy even at Melissa Gilbert's wedding?

Bill Hancock also believes that councilman Les Wynan ought to do more thinking and less whining.

@J-No: Best of luck with everything. My thoughts and prayers are with your mom and your family.

Man, did Luke Wilson get fat.

I'd love to know what the ginger kid from Picket Fences thinks about all of this.

@Gourmet Spud: If you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it.

We were singing Mr. Big's "Next to be with you" at the time, and he refused to participate, which I think could have actually improved his image had he joined.

He's wearing a black visor (usually not allowed at Notre Dame) during practice...

The one made for Chris Brown fans is a panda.

Keeney said the bed was lofted 5 feet off the floor, raising questions about the woman's description of events.

Tim never did get the name of the kid who punched Jimmy, but he owes his un-broken nose to him.

Secondly, Jay Mariotti was involved in the biggest night of my life so far as he was one of the last people I saw before I popped the question and got engaged.

He was Joe Flacco before it was fashionable to be Joe Flacco.

I haven't seen Bulldogs make a mistake this badly since Davey Boy Smith and Tom Billington upped their Soma intake.

In an unrelated story, John Waters wants Charlie Weis for Pink Flamingos 2.

Even Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris found that to be a distasteful display of guns from a high schooler.

It was famously said of Layne Staley that "he lost a couple of fingers and he never ran out of heroin."