Almost presciently, Devin Hester was wearing a Simon Adebisi beanie underneath his helmet.

I call bullshit on the Mariotti pictures. That's just a screen cap from the "Behind the Scenes" vignette from the My Cousin Vinny Blu-Ray.

Winning 2 Cy Youngs in a row still doesn't make up for not getting the Grammy for Best Rock Song in 1994 for "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm".

Cleary, for the BWAA, who to give the NL Cy Young to was a sticky issue.

Meanwhile, Ubu still suffers from canine Parkinson's.

I haven't seen money woes like this in Boulder since John and Patsy Ramsey had a week to deliver $118,000.

"When those whose trust you seek to maintain encounter behavior that is out of character, some form of explanation may be required."

Pictured: Independent Counsel, Kenneth Starr, briefly pauses from his remarks to greet Kevin Nash.

The last time a Frenchman raised his hand as high as Henry did, he was surrendering to Germany.

Lambert says was most upset that people assumed that because she plays the game a little dirty, she must be some kind of bi-curious S&M freak.

Mangino's discontent arose because he discovered that his meeting was with Perkins and not at it. #markmangino

...because he was an aging, unlikeable, not-very-good running back who had become an annoying thorn...

Richardson's brother, Nu'Shooz, Can't Wait to see how this turns out. #tennesseevolunteers

When your only two intellectual defenders are Merrill Hoge and Deion Sanders—noted fan of "swagger"....

Show me a pair of Oakleys and I'll show you an asshat wearing them. #olemissrebels

Naomi Campbell is beautiful, Denzel Washington is beautiful, Iman is beautiful, Michelle Obama is beautiful, Tyson Beckford is beautiful, Halle Berry is beautiful, and the list of beautiful black people goes on and on.

Wait a minute...6? Why that's the number of points on the Star of David, the number of foods on a Seder plate, and the number of orders of the Mishnah! LBJ is converting! What a mitzvah this is. #lebronjames

I'm just shocked that Pablo Escobar doesn't mind a thumb up his nose. #timtebow

Shinn moved the team back to Charlotte? Oh, Inverted World! #timfloyd

Easterbrook says Crabtree ruined the 49ers with "waves of negativity"