Hopefully, this will go over better than Hamato Yoshi's "Bag Krang" initiative. #washingtonredskins

At this point, the evidence pointing to Tim Tebow being more than just a decent human being is transubstantial. #timtebow

Dan's late brother, Doug, would feel that he's floating towards trouble with comments like those. #tedginn

If you think that's bad, something really Fishy went down at Abe Vigoda Stadium. #soccer

Maybe if Antoine de Saint-Exupéry wrote in English, there wouldn't be this misunderstanding. #malcolmgladwell

I got Ingmar Bergmann to write "I LIV FOR THIS" on my autographed DVD of Scenes from a Marriage. #searchingfor

So you could take that sampling and say the Brady Rule has perhaps succeeded in reducing injuries .

St. Leo is actually the patron saint of living in shadows. #marcusjordan

This is the most successful manhunt in the Spanish-speaking part of the Americas since Ramón Mercader went ice pick shopping. #searchingforenriquewilson

"...even though each World Series winner is specifically granted the right to run over one pedestrian, no questions asked"

I thought it was weird when Rose asked Jeter if he were a soul, afraid of dying, that never learns to live. #mediameltdowns

If the full picture was shown, you'd see that Wilson is sitting atop Pie-O-My. #searchingforenriquewilson

Meanwhile, David Lander is in the midst of an hourly jerk. #darrenrovell

Unfortunately for the young lady, her general knowledge of the internet was gleaned from a quiet, bearded fat man and his long-haired blond friend from Leonardo, NJ. #philadelphiaphillies

At least two news outlets reported that Padilla was accidentally shot by his "escort," who was trying to fix Padilla's malfunctioning gun.

Over/Under on number of popped collars in that cab: 3 #newyorkyankees

I'm struggling with weather or not this is a juvenile transgression.

The PGA will not reveal what substance Barron tested positive for, so we don't know at this point if it was one of his regular prescriptions that set off the alarms.

@Steve U: I was thinking Shirley Jackson's The Lottery. #finalfailgate

To make matters worse, at the time of his murder, Kalmanovich was dressed as Costas Christofi for Halloween. #mikhailprokhorov