That's an "N". Everybody knows of Alex Rodriguez's legendary love of Domino's. #alexrodriguez

When asked about the incident Urban Meyer said that if it turns out to be true (which it obviously is) then he would have a "very serious talk" with Spikes.

That's not a blood-covered clown suit.

Chris Benoit for Halloween, Alex? Too soon, man. #alexrodriguez

I predict that their influence will extend somewhere in between that of the Disciples of Apocalypse and the Nation of Domination. #sportsfancoalition

Guess who I'm picking to win.....DUKE!!!!!.....and I'm biased about it!!!!

That's not actually ink. That tattoo is entirely composed of Drew Gooden beard hair. #kansasjayhawks

"I used to be a huge track mark/Ecstacy guy back in HS (I have the washed up career to prove it)". - Edward Furlong #running

Guess where I'm opening a compound.....WACO!!!!!.....and I'm delirious about it!!!!

@ClintonPortishead: I find it hilarious that the current Pizza Hut advertising campaign(in Canada, at least, but I'm fairly certain that it's the same in the US) is centred on the fact that their food is no longer prison-issue slop.

So when there's no more players left to dump, you just have to dump the whole team.

Just as she misrepresented herself, in answering her craigslist ad, the Hamburglar told Susan Finkelstein that he was a "debonnair jewel thief". #philadelphiaphillies

David Frost sees merit in this exercise. #nakedpeople

I haven't seen anybody stand up this bravely against the dangers of obesity since Karen Carpenter. #derekjeter

Even in a "Snyder Sucks" shirt and a woman's wig, Andy Samberg looks smug with that stupid smirk. #openmailbagtuesday

To be fair, Nancy Travis hasn't gotten a lot of work since Three Men & a Little Lady. #worldfuckingchampions

The Hereford boys dominated the Baltimore County championship yesterday.

I also have my doubts about Dr. Ira Casson, especially after reading that his NFL-sponsored study of Dr. Demento found him "slowing down", when we all know that he's hilarious as ever. #science

In their break-up, Brooks got the Quite Frankly jacket and Dunn got the Cold Pizza hoodie. #stephenasmith

Benson made some waves last week when he accused his former team of trying to blackball him around the league.