To be fair, Chris Simms told Bradford to just go ahead and get his shoulder removed altogether. #sambradford

I haven't seen somebody watch a Fox running away so quietly somber, knowing that the run wouldn't end well since my grandmother waved at Terry in 1980. #brettfavre

This is kinda like how the Osaka Prefecture Education Board's new history textbooks have a chapter devoted to the "Consensual Sex of Nanking". #channingcrowder

Come on. I'm reading this at work. The porn description was way too Vivid. #thedarksideofthelockerroom

And then there's Peter King, who of course has entire library of clichés all to himself

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And now there's coffee on my keyboard. +1 #tomcable

Don't Faces of Meth pictures come with a "before" for contrasting purposes? #tomcable

@the earl of weaver:

I hear they're renaming Seventh Avenue to Eleven & a 1/3. #adrianpeterson

"Part of me can't shake the temptation of being the underdog again — like, launching my own sports site, hiring some talented writers and designers and trying to compete with the big guns."

I went to an Ultra-marathon once. I got sick of listening to it really quickly and maintain that Violator is a far superior record. #running

Taibbi's fire is off the charts here.

I am watching the mistresses of these major public figures get humiliated and have their reputations destroyed.

McClelland also noted that in Heart, Ann Wilson is the better songwriter. #umpires

"I am proud of what we did that night, but I am far more excited about what I was able to experience in my relationship with Krist that night." - Kurt Cobain on Nirvana's first gig at the Hammerstein, which was the same night that the band shot up together for the first time. #curtschilling

Drazen Petrovic is really going to spice up my Halloween séance. #newjerseynets

Fonzie schemer Donny Most once made $48 signing autographs in a Long Island VFW Hall. #newyorkmets

Kudos to Keteyian for raising these questions

"...here is someone at Halos Heaven..."

Teeth jokes are out.