A couple of these Russian soccer fans are acting like real Zhirkovs.

Jim Schwartz was touched by the congratulatory text from Kwame Kilpatrick.

What hath The Tragically Hip wrought?

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons; I know the voices dying with a dying fall;

...the park is named for Ted Turner.

Oh and it's not Stiles Points.

The last time a Yalie was this embarrassed over an alcohol-related episode, Sinclair Lewis' wife filed for divorce.

78 inches? Scott Peterson calls that a lazy Saturday at San Quentin.

Clearly, the League has made an error here. This was simply Sheldon Brown's tribute to Gerry Cheevers.

Steve Harvey finds Schlererth's suit to be gauche.

Undeterred, Pearl will still be opening for Mort Sahl at the Chuckle Hut in the Catskills.

Jacob Zuma isn't a fan of football, what with all of the protection required.

And to think, people thought the sex tape with X-Pac would be her career nadir.

"Go home to ya mutha!"

The piece is basically a 1,587 word pot shot at Jets fans, if written by a 19th century English countess or Kelsey Grammer after a couple drinks.

...including taunts of 'a - - hole!'

"ONEKSIM" provides financing for the construction of the new arena in Brooklyn guaranteed by a significant share in the project.

Tuesday, and 30 minutes later he posted, "never get outta character .. I'm always a G about it."

"Fortunately I was with three other guys that are 6'4" 250 lbs., so we were able to push our way through crowds. I was yelled at by countless people who got there hours ahead of kickoff only to be bullied out of the way by me and my meathead friends with no view of the field."

"I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about ratings, we'll blame it on Thicke." - Anonymous ABC executive prior to the fall of 1985